i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Fuck appropriateness.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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