im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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