that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
do herpes really smell.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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