I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
