The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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