her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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