She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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