Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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