The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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