dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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