lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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