she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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