your room smells of hookers.
And success
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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