whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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