She said her name was "party"
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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