when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She is in my trunk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Pooping to opera.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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