Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
