All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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