so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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