I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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