Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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