Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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