Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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