Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
being pregnant is like rehab
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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