I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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