i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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