So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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