Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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