So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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