WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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