I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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