We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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