So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
this hospital has no fireball
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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