So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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