Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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