You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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