she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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