but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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