come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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