How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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