If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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