i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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