Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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