So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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