I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
