whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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