8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
