i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My bed smells like the plague
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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