: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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