How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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