she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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