Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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