She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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