Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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